Lawyer Jokes 3.3.7
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600+ Lawyer jokes, if you are or know a lawyer then shame on you! only joking, but probably best not to download these joke if you are.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card.
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button), for posting to social networking sites.
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
What is a contingent fee?
A contingent fee means, if the lawyer doesn't win your suit, he gets nothing.
If the lawyer does win it, you get nothing.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there's no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
About Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Jokes is a free app for Android published in the Recreation list of apps, part of Home & Hobby.
The company that develops Lawyer Jokes is APPsolutely Fabulous. The latest version released by its developer is 3.3.7. This app was rated by 2 users of our site and has an average rating of 3.5.
To install Lawyer Jokes on your Android device, just click the green Continue To App button above to start the installation process. The app is listed on our website since 2018-06-14 and was downloaded 215 times. We have already checked if the download link is safe, however for your own protection we recommend that you scan the downloaded app with your antivirus. Your antivirus may detect the Lawyer Jokes as malware as malware if the download link to com.appfab.jokes.lawyer is broken.
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- Click on the Continue To App button on our website. This will redirect you to Google Play.
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